... at least that is what handsome told his bestest friend Toad as they were sitting along side the pond slurping up flies and enjoying the cool breeze.
"Handsome, I don't like adventures they are scary. Besides I'll miss my favorite show Bones."
"Come on Toad, together we can hop to new ponds and explore new valleys" exclaimed handsome.
"Besides Charlie has ti-vo so you can watch all the episodes we miss when you get back."
Toad thought long and hard about that, it would be nice to stretch his legs and a new adventure did sound nice but it was still scary.
"Handsome, I've never ventured far from our pond, this is my comfort bubble. Besides you've seen how the other toads and frogs laugh at my hump and your wig - and they know us."
"Toad, I need to get away, I'm not happy and I just know if I find myself a new wig I will be happy. Please, please come with me. Together we can handle anything that comes our way, even stupid dye-keen-ees. I've got a whole bag of freeze dried flies and a cooler full of fresh maggots"
Toad decided that he could use a vacation and wanted to help out his friend. So together they put their heads together and planned out their trip. They planned to be gone for 2 weeks, as the crow flies. They decided that since the sun rises in the East and always looks so happy coming up over the meadow that they would head east. The more the plans started taking shape the more and more Toad got excited for the trip.
'I love it when a plan comes together' yawned Toad the night before they were to leave.
"Me too, Toad" replied handsome.
The next morning bright and early as the sun cast a golden haze across the meadow, toad and handsome set off on their adventure. The meadow looked a little like a ‘yellow brick road’, handsome thought this was a good omen. He started humming to himself, ‘follow follow, follow follow, follow the yellow brick road. The daring duo was having an adventure. Handsome had not really been on an adventure before and as much as he was scared, he was also excited.
Mid morning the duo stopped by a large rock for a snack and rest. They listened to the crickets chirp as they sat along side the road. Suddenly there was a loud BURRRRRRP.
Toad rolled over and handsome woke with a large hop. The nearby bush was now shaking. Handsome was getting nervous.... what could it be? He tried to wake toad, he grumbled and sat up still a bit sleepy. Another loud BURRRRP woke toad completely.
Handsome had trouble watching, he was nervous and when he was nervous he would hide his eyes with his long tongue and hum to himself. Toad tried to hide under a leaf that had fallen from a near by tree. Both were shaking as much as the bush. Just when handsome could not stand the suspense any longer, the bush stopped shaking...